How dare you create such an ostentatious vector for your self promotion. This is an utter insult to Ederlyn, Dodong and Me. You use us in parodies to inculcate in the minds of these pseudo-intellectual readers that we are inferior to you? I demand a public apology, or else I will concoct another channel by which your readers will be drawn to me. Or, you can just feature me here as your regular “antagonist”. Deal or no deal?
(*nakapamewang at suot ang alahas ni Madame Imelda.)
(*Si Simang ay nainggit sa kasikatan ni Inday at gustong pabagsakin at palitan ito)