SIR: Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto..
INDAY: What?! Are you nuts??! FYI, Sir I intend to reserve my virginity for the person that I truly love! If you think I am an easy-to-get cheap slut, well you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so [...]
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Wala si misis
Posted in Household on October 22, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Nagpapalibre si Inday sa Among Nagbirthday
Posted in Household on October 21, 2007 | 3 Comments »
Inday: At last, thy day has cometh, fair ruler and damsel of this luxurious abode… It is with immense admiration and pleasure that I bequeath upon thee my birthday compliments… But where, oh where, would thy banquet take place, my dear queen? Surely, thou shall engage in merriment. For each year in bounty, our empress [...]
Naospital si sir
Posted in Household on October 19, 2007 | 5 Comments »
Amo: Inday, diba nurse ka naman, pakicheck naman blood sugar ko!
(Inday checks the Blood Sugar of the master)
Inday: The reading in this phased out CBG monitor shows that your blood glucose is elevated at 180mg/dL
Amo: (Sweats) Ha potanyeta!!!! Bat nagkaganon!!!
Inday: Sir, don’t be such an overacting imbecile… Don’t you know you have Diabetes Mellitus?
Amo: (wipes [...]
Pintura
Posted in Household, Junior on October 6, 2007 | 11 Comments »
Matapos pinturahan ni Junior ang pinto…
Junior: Tapos na!!
Inday: The area by the hinges, are you done with that?
Junior: Baket pa? [habang kamot ng ulo]
Inday: Listen boy, don’t you dare disregard that area. Don’t you know if that part is not protected by paint, the weathering process removes about ¼ inch of wood [...]
Tutor
Posted in Household, Technology and Internet on October 4, 2007 | 4 Comments »
… A fundamental question of longstanding theoretical interest is to prove lower bounds on the complexity and exact operation counts of Fast Fourier transforms, and many open problems remain. It is not even rigorously proved whether DFTs truly require Ω(NlogN) (i.e., order NlogN or greater) operations, even for the simple case of power of two [...]
Mahina signal
Posted in Household, Technology and Internet on October 2, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Nang nakauwi si Inday matapos mamalengke, nagalit ang kanyang amo…
Amo: Inday, hindi mo ba natanggap text ko? Tinext kita sabi ko bumili ka na rin ng giniling. Selpon selpon ka pa di naman nakakareceive ng text.
Inday: It’s not that I can’t receive any messages, it’s just that I was at a place with a weak [...]
Namalengke
Posted in Household on October 1, 2007 | 6 Comments »
Guess what? Those not-so stunning guys keeps on staring at my newly manicured nails while the copy-cat freaks envy my stylishly cut mane. Unfortunately after a great day at the spa, I have to step on this muddy and stinking place just to purchase some veggies!
- Si Inday, nakikipagchikahan sa tindera sa palengke.
Ulam
Posted in Household on October 1, 2007 | 2 Comments »
Amo: Inday ano ulam natin? Darating na sir mo.
Inday: Due to the infrequent mass media coverage around hog cholera, I’d consequently given a judgment on sauteeing exquisite scallops in unsalted butter together w/ pungent white onion & tossed it w/ brisk asparagus. I’d also assented to twist it w/ fresh lemon zest & advance its [...]
Umiiyak ang alaga
Posted in Household, Junior on September 29, 2007 | 1 Comment »
Amo: Inday! ba’t umiiyak si junior?
Inday: The nerve impulses from the stomach of the human body were
received by the brain. The brain interpreted that the digestive system
of the corresponding human is lacking substances to be burnt down by
its hydrochloric acid therefore sending neurons to the eyes making it
emit tears.
Amo: [nosebleed]
Nagpapatulog ng alaga
Posted in Household on September 29, 2007 | Leave a Comment »
“Stop that ruckus. You menacing lads should be in slumber right now. One more hubbub from you and I’ll send you off your domicile.”
