New address

Dear friends,

Guess what? A kind gentleman took interest in my site and offered to host it for me so that I don’t have to rely on wordpress and its limitations. So from now on, you can read about my latest adventures by visiting:


Thank you all for your continued support. I wish to bring you nothing but felicity and epistaxis.

Best regards,



Nilabas ni Inday ang bulletin na ito para sagutin ang mga nagrereklamo sa kanyang pagiging sikat:


I would like to take exception to the unwanted and unsolicited opinions that my popularity is not good to the name and standing of all Pinay maids, in particular, and the whole Filipino people, in general. To my detractors, I say stop your derogatory, if not envious, bent. I’m proud of being a maid. The work may be menial but it is honorable. I urge my idol and manay Miriam to call for a bicameral investigation in aid of legislation regarding
this matter.

(taray talaga!)

Taksil si Dodong

“Men who cheat on their girlfriends have severely dysfunctional egos.. They have brains the size of miniature lemons minus the pulp & rind.. They have the security of an adolescent loser nerd, pre-puberty.. and they have hearts as sour & cold as chilled urine..”

-sabi ni Inday,nung nilOkO sya ni Dodong (ouch)

Glorietta Bombing

For those of you hoping that I have something funny or witty to post regarding the Glorietta bombing last Friday, I am sorry to let you down for I don’t take such incident lightly. I cannot find any humor nor make the situation any lighter. It is a very sad day for us. Mother used to bring me there a lot when I was still a kid and the mall was still called QUAD.

I sympathize with the family and friends of the casualties in that incident. I cannot comment nor speculate whether it is an act of terrorism or just a diabolical plan to destabilize the government or thwart those who oppose it. One thing I know for sure is that the scars received and lives lost is not and cannot be justified for whatever self serving reason anyone could have. I am still hoping that what happened is purely accidental and an isolated case.

Let us all just unite and pray for peace and prosperity in this wonderful land of ours.

Ederlyn: I agree with you Inday. For today, I will not think of our fights and I support you in this endeavor.

Dodong: I’m happy that my two favorite girls are getting well.

Wala si misis

SIR: Inday, wala ma’am mo, dun tayo sa kwarto..

INDAY: What?! Are you nuts??! FYI, Sir I intend to reserve my virginity for the person that I truly love! If you think I am an easy-to-get cheap slut, well you’re barking at the wrong tree! And will you please act like a professional because you’re so EEEEEWWWWWWWWWWW….. if I hear any more filthy words coming from your mouth, I won’t hesitate to take legal action!

SIR: Leche, maarte ka!

INDAY: Joke lang, sir naman… TARA SA TAAS!

[eto ang kasunod]

Para sa mga di pa nakabasa ng Part 3, click HERE.


… dumating na sa kalagitnaan ng show at mukhang minamalas na si Inday…

Kris: Ok Inday, mukhang kelangan na natin ng tulong sa mga friends mo… sino ba yung bigotilyong lalaki na naka-polo? Ano name nya?

Inday: Ahh, that’s my master Mr. Montemayor.

Kris: Ahhh sya pala yun, how cute naman pala eh. Sige sir, give us a number.

Mr. Montemayor: Hi Kris, good evening. I’m a fan. I choose number 12 please.

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Inday: At last, thy day has cometh, fair ruler and damsel of this luxurious abode… It is with immense admiration and pleasure that I bequeath upon thee my birthday compliments… But where, oh where, would thy banquet take place, my dear queen? Surely, thou shall engage in merriment. For each year in bounty, our empress must bestow upon her mere chambermaids a fraction of the bounty and graces she hath received… Would thy be kind enough to let us partake in our royal majesty’s ball? The mead and ale to complement the honeysuckled roast loin and courtyard jesters are earthly temporalities we’re looking forward to. Unquestionably we’d be most charmed and delighted…

Amo: (Lumabas ang dugo sa lahat ng butas ng mukha)