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Presscon

Sometimes you just can’t tell someone how you feel, not because you dont trust them, and not because they will think that you’re weird but because you can never really find the right words to make them understand. It makes you frustrated. People take things 100 different ways, and that’s why it’s so hard.

– yan ang sabi ni Inday sa press nung nagpatawag sya ng presscon tungkol sa kanyang pagkakabaril.

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Letter to the Public

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN:

I would like to inform the general public that I am still ALIVE & KICKING.

Contrary to the text messages that have been circulated lately. I have already sought legal advice regarding this rumor and my lawyers are already preparing legal actions for the perpetrator. There will be a bicameral investigation in aid of legislation regarding this matter.

Sincerely,
Inday

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In the gates of Heaven

Inday: Are you certain that you want to transfer me back to earth?

St. Peter: Oo! Langya ka! Mano-nose bleed lang yung mga kaluluwa dito! Dun ka na uli magkalat sa lupa!

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Flash Report

FLASH REPORT: Inday is alive she’s not yet dead. SOCO found out that, the impostora of Inday was killed. Ederlyn (Inday’s neighbor) was the mastermind.
SOCO: Bakit mo siya pinapatay?
Ederlyn: Kasi inagaw niya sa akin si Dodong!
Inday: Mythemaniac! He was never yours.
Ederlyn: Dong, di ba mahal mo din ako?
Dodong: I never…. said… that I loved you.

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