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Dahil hindi ma-reach ni Dodong ang pag-iingles ni Inday, naging malapit sila ni Ederlyn…

Nakasundo ni Dodong ang pamilya at kapatid ni Ederlyn na sina Edermae at ang mongoloid na si Ederloo. Pati ang mga plastic na kaibigan ni Ederlyn na sina Chona Mae at Chona Jane ay boto sa kanya…

Ikakasal na sila Dodong at Ederlyn, at dahil ang reception ay gagawin sa bukid ng kanilang pamilya, hindi na mapapanis at masasayang ang pagluluto ng Nanay ni Ederlyn, si Edernay….

Malugod namin kayong inaanyahayan ang lahat na makisaksi sa panunumpa ng aming labis na pag-ibig at katapatan sa isa’t isa, bilang mag-asawa sa Sabado, Alas-sais ng gabi sa Sanctuario de San Antonio, McKinley Road, Forbes Park, Makati.

– Excerpt from Ederlyn and Dodong’s wedding invitation

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Boy Abunda: Napakasikat na ninyong dalawa. Kayo na ang pinag-uusapan ng lahat. Dinaig nyo pa ang usapan sa awayang Willie at Joey. Pero sino ba ang tunay na sikat? Ikaw ba, Ederlyn? O ikaw? Inday?

Ederlyn: Naman! Syempre, ako! At ako lang naman talaga ang sikat dito, lalo na ngayong matutuloy ang pinaka engrandeng party ko. Hahahahaha! lahat kayo, invited!

Inday: Excuse me! Are you out of your mind? I’m the most famous personality today. Shame on you, Ederlyn! Your underbred attitude and annoying characteristics don’t fit the showbiz society.

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Torn between two lovers

“Please do not ask me to choose between the both of you. It’s not easy to thresh out feelings when there are matters still to be discussed. The heart is slow to learn.”

– Iyan ang pakiusap ni DODONG kina INDAY at EDERLYN upang huwag mag-away ang mga ito.

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Dodong and Ederlyn nuptial

  We would like to invite you as we take our vows & affirm our special promise to cherish each other with mutual love, respect & fidelity before God & man as husband & wife on Saturday, 6 p.m at Sanctuario de San Antonio, McKinley Road, Forbes Park, Makati. Reception will follow at the Manila Peninsula Grand Ballroom. R.S.V.P. Attire: Formal ~“DODONG & EDERLYN NUPTIAL”

Inday: Damn you, Dodong!!! How could you!!! Arghhh…!!!

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Ederlyn vs. Inday Round 1

Ederlyn: Walang hiya ka! Wala kang karapatang pantayan ako! Hayop ka! You’re nothing but a second rate, trying hard, copycat!

Inday: Excuse moi? Me, a copycat?! Your mockery is so lame and your attempt at English is so predictable! Why don’t you open your eyes to the fact that your glory days are over?! Your persistence to persuade people to come to a party that does not exist is simply ridiculous and cheaply constructed! It’s beginning to get to my nerves! You and your petty schemes! No one undermines my intellect, you low life bitch!

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Ederlyn vs. Inday Round 2

Mas maganda pa din ako sa iyo. Katulong ka lang!
– reaksyon ni Ederlyn

“How dare you insinuate that i can tolerate such a diabolical insult from a mere scrap such as you! Which if you further insist then I will be forced to pulverize you!”
– Inday, nakikipagsagutan kay Ederlyn.

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Ederlyn: Ikaw ba ang Inday na sinasabi nila? At sino ka para itulad sa akin ang iyong kasikatan ngayong ako’y nananahimik na? wala kang karapatan para pantayan ako! Hayop ka!

Inday: My apologies, but the fact is, your glory days are over my friend. I find it somewhat ridiculous, your persistence on persuading people to come to your party that never existed is beginning to get into my nerves! Damn u Ederlyn! No one  undermines my intellect.. bitch… *evil laugh*

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